School Pictures 2009

Oh, aren't they cute?

Makes me laugh!

Last night I saw a news clip of a little girl who could not stop sneezing.  She sneezes 16 times per minute unless she is in a deep sleep.  The funny part was that she was holding a cat, and there were cats climbing all around her.  They had cages full of cats all around the house.

No-one has been able to figure out why she cannot stop sneezing....  Hmmmmm.  I wonder if it is the cats?

It made me laugh so hard!  Although it is sad!!  Check it out here!

The latest.

Time is cruising by.  I can't handle it!  So, I guess it is time for a quick update on what we are all up to.

The basement is SO close to being done.  It is driving Steve crazy that he doesn't have a lot of time to work on it.  Three days and we could get carpet... that is what I keep hearing over and over!  In the meantime, Kenna is just as anxious, because she wants to move down.  However, I told her that she cannot move down until her room stays clean for two months.  For whatever reason she is having a hard time keeping it clean.

Coren is obsessed with his train.  He plays with it nonstop.  If he moves rooms, the train and all the track come along.  He is also getting really good at tumbling and can cartwheel like nothing you have ever seen before!
Carson recently had some dental work done.  A cavity to be exact!  He was numb all night, and it was pretty funny.
I was at the dentist with him, getting a cavity fixed myself, HIGH as a kite on the laughing gas, which is the only reason that I love the dentist.  I told the staff that it is my one legal high a year and that I love it more than anything.  The assistant told me to "relax and suck it in" and boy did I.  Later she came back to check on me and said, "your lovin it, oh yeah, lovin it!"  I told her that I never wanted it to stop.  (It sounds a little weird now that I am typing it, but it was all pretty normal while I was there.)

It is the best.  If you haven't done it you are crazy.  I am not trying to push you towards drugs, but come on, take a break from life and float away while at the dentist.  You won't feel a thing, and if you do, you won't even care!  It is a trip!

The weirdest is when the turn it off and you feel yourself coming back to reality.  It is like you are entering the room again, but you never remember leaving.  You also feel a little sad knowing that it is over.  Oh well!  There is always next time.

I came home still a little out of it and Steve told me that the reason it feels that way is because it cuts off the oxygen to your brain.  He even mentioned brain cell loss.  I still highly recommend it.  I will be back for more.  6 months and counting!

Speaking of Steve he is doing great, just working hard, feeling lucky to have me as his wife so that I can embarrass him,  and having ADD.  What's new?

Halloween

It was just your basic Halloween at the Johns home.  Grandpa and Grandma came out for dinner, the kids got all dressed up, and we did some trick or treating.

This year, Mom got to take the kids out since Dad was still re-cooperating from getting his balls chopped off!

I decided that this year we would go with a theme.  Be yourself.  So Steve was a sick patient, and I was myself, the devil!

Kenna was a cute little Batterina, Carson was GI Joe, and Coren was  a Pirate!

And at the end of the night Steve got the best treat of all.  His balls returned thanks to our friend Ariane!  Gotta love that girl!

Spooky. In so many ways!

Each year our neighbors do a haunted house in their garage.  This year Makenna was in it.  She felt it to be a HUGE PRIVILEGE to be able to take part in the action.

In case you missed it either because you don't live by us, or you were too impatient to stand in the HUGE non-moving line, today is your lucky day.  I am taking you inside!

So first, you stand in line forever, because they only take two people in at a time, which is a pretty strict rule that you do not want to try to break.  Trust me.  I always learn things the hard way!  Then, once you are so cold that you are numb, and have lost a few toes, you make it to the door.  You are greeted by the spooky kid that is in charge of the production, and given the rules. 

I am not going to lie.  Once you get inside you are pretty scared.  Especially when you are being gripped so hard by your 5 year old that you are worried that you are bleeding.  Then you start going around, and are pretty shocked to find that you are being startled and are screaming at the top of your lungs.  This scares your 5 year old worse, but you cannot help it.  You are freaked out!
Next thing you know there is your hooligan neighbor coming at you with a chain saw.  At this point you are pretty sure that you are going to die, or there is going to be some sort of freak accident, because that is just the way that this kid is!  Oh, and did I mention the strobe light?  So you are pretty disoriented, being chased with a chain saw by the crazy kid, and causing the 5 year old to never ever want to go into another haunted house!

Then on a table you see your daughter.  She is screaming for help and reaching for you, only to have her leg cut off by a mad man.  She then passes out.

And, it appears that she may have lost an arm as well.  Not sure.  Finally you are lead to the exit and given a tootsie roll. 

I hope you enjoyed the tour!  I hope I am brave enough to go back next year!

Fall Festival

The kids had their annual Fall Festival.  Man, is it exciting.  ;)  Kenna was all dressed up in her cute little costume ready to go, and then the next time I saw her she was covered in blood.  

The kids ate donuts from a string (ignore that attention deprived kids in the back... don't know him).
They even hung out with some of the kids from the carpool.
And finally on the way home, I showed the kids how to safely drive while taking pictures of yourself.  The highlight of the night!

Not a fan of the white stuff.

While I do not like snow and the cold that comes along with it, Carson was so excited to see snow on the ground.  He got ready as fast as he could and ran around and played.

Coren hates the cold, and chose to stay inside and put together an 100 piece puzzle, all by himself.  What a smarty pants.

Jack-O-Lanterns

I think the kids asked me every single day in October if they could carve the Pumpkins.  The day finally came!  The each grabbed a knife and went to town.

Coren is funny about dirty hands, but hung in there as long as he could.  So about 5 minutes!

Happy Halloween!

Pretty impressive!

Steve, being the neat freak he is, is always so annoyed by the kids bikes being everywhere.  One day after his Colorado job was ending, he came home with all of these pieces of metal loaded in his truck.  Straight from the job site dumpster.  I of course cringed at the sight of the clutter, and asked what they were for.  

"I am going to make a bike rack!"  He was so proud.

"Hmmm, have you ever welded before?"  I asked.

Of course he hadn't, but that doesn't stop him.  So a few weeks ago he got home and was so excited.  In the back of his truck was the bike rack he had made.  And, it is pretty cool.  Such talent Princess.  Such talent!

Vasectomized!

Yes, most people have a Vasectomy.  But Steve was Vasectomized.  Here's how.

The normal Vasectomy consists of a man walking into the Doctors office ready and willing to put an end to his baby making days.  He sits and waits, not excited, but certainly not at his wits end.  He would likely rather live and have a Vasectomy than die and be put out of his pain and suffering rather than have the procedure.  Even if he doesn't feel tough, he certainly acts tough.  He is ready, he is strong, and off he goes....

Then there is the VICTIM, there to be victimized, violated if you will.  The guys who just really doesn't want it done.  The guy who is there for one reason and one reason only.  His wife made him be there.  In order to keep peace and harmony in the home, and continue to receive his sexual privileges he walks into the office angrily.  Angry with his confused wife who is wondering why the TWO Xanax he took are not working, and worried that this guy to whom she is married might just turn around and run away at any minute.  Inside she is excited, even more excited than a child on Christmas, but nervous, because if it doesn't happen this time, it ain't gonna happen!  She will never get him back to this office.  He is there to be Vasectomized.

We sit down with the Doc who tells us the in's and outs of the procedure.  A procedure that Steve wanted to be sedated for.  I sign on the dotted line.  With pleasure.  Steve grabs the pen and does a little scribble.  I guess that was his signature.  As we head back to the procedure room the doctor does something horrible.  He sends me to the waiting room.  MAN, I was so excited to watch.  I even had my camera.  Steve laughed.

After some time had passed the doctor comes to the waiting room and motions for me to come back.  He takes me back and pulls me aside and says in a very concerned voice, "I'm sorry, we were not able to do the procedure today....."  My mouth dropped, my stomach sank, my heart raced."  Then he started to laugh.  I had been punked.

Around the corner I saw him.  There was Steve alive and well.  Walking, talking, and breathing on his own... I'm sure to his surprise.  His face was red, his lips were dry.  I could tell those were a hard 20 minutes for him.  He had on a jock strap, which brought back some of the manhood, but he will never be the same.  He will always feel like a little bit of his manhood was snipped away today.

He has refused to admit that it wasn't so bad, but has yet to complain either.  His face was red because he was rubbing it the whole time, something out of a horror flick I'm sure.  The doctor kept asking him to relax, making small talk.  It had to be a sight.  And I missed it!

So there he sits on his throne of ice, milking this for all its worth.  The victim of a vasectomy and a wife that just had to have her way.

Needless to say Steve will not be the next Vasectomy spokesperson, but if you need to know how it feels to be Vasectomized, he is the guy to ask.

Party People!

Saturday was our 4th Annual Lowry Johns Halloween Party.  I cannot believe that we have been doing this for so long already.  We gather up a few neighborhood friends and party away.  I am so EXCITED for next year because our basement will be finished and I am going to invite all of my friends to the party, no matter where they live.  So get ready people... next year is Celebrity Year and the party will be HUGE!

Obamas Forever!!!  YES WE CAN!

Greetings from the White House

We had another great Halloween Party this year.  

"The first Family"

President and Mrs. Obama.  Mr. President was proudly sporting the Nobel Peace Price he won for absolutely no reason.  As a family, and a nation, we are all so proud of him! 

The Girls!  Sasha and Maila.

Michelle gone wild!

And of course, there are many many more pictures to come!

NEW BOOTS!

I am SO excited.  I have been looking for some great boots at a great price and today was my lucky day!  I LOVE THESE boots.  They are so cute and equally comfortable.  Plus they are Maddens which are my favorite brand.   I had to show them off.  Aren't they the cutest???

What a builder!

~ Anniversary gift 2003 ~

Steve is seriously the most talented builder I know (not body builder LOL j/k babe).  He can build anything.  Even if he has never done it before, he just somehow figures it out.  I love that about him.  He has built hundreds of houses and now is starting to build lots of buildings.  I love that he built our house, but I also really love the porch swing he made me.

On our first anniversary he took a bunch of 2X4's cut them down, shaped them, and did whatever builders do and made the a porch swing for our awesome porch.  At that time we lived in a cute little old cottage style home that had a huge porch.  It was just begging for a swing.  I loved it.  Over the years it had gotten pretty weathered, so last week I sanded it down with a belt sander (which was the most powerful thing I have ever seen!  I broke the belt in the first 5 minutes which had Steve laughing pretty hard, followed by the those are expensive so be a little more careful now.  Followed by laughing and "I knew that would happen!") and then stained and put a protectant on it.  I love it!

At the same time, Steve replaced our front door so that our old one could be used for our cold storage.  I am WAY excited about the door.  The windows are really lighting up my life!  No really!  So we now have a nicely matching door and porch swing.  I am in love (with Steve)!

Today is CrAzY HaIr DaY