Story time!

Boy oh boy do I have a story for you.  I hope you are sitting down for this one.

From 2011

That's Jeff.  Jeff is Steve's trusty right hand man.  He has been Steve's laborer for many many years now.  Steve had him while he was at Richmond, and has since used him whenever he needs some help.  Jeff is a special person.  Really!  Never have I seen someone so happy and with such a positive outlook on life.  He doesn't care about money, in fact he gives it all away, and he is always whistling and telling you how great life is.  The man doesn't sit still, and always has a story to tell.  Some I cannot repeat.  WOW!

This picture doesn't show the true Jeff.  Sadly, I took it through my window.  Stalker, YES I AM!  I wish I would have gotten a better picture.  He recently cut his hair off, it is normally long and shaggy.  He has a few teeth.  Moving on.

Jeff lives with his Mom most of the time.  He takes care of her and the other elderly people in her neighborhood.  He has no bills, no car, no lisence (his was taken away, another story for another day) and no worries. 

Many years ago he started to tell Steve about his HOT girlfiiend Cindy.  Again, can't tell the stories here.  Steve always got a kick out of it and thought it was maybe a figment of his imagination.  Some stories were more than he could handle.  One day Steve comes in the house and says, "Brandi, Jeff is here.  He brought Cindy."  He had a strange look on his face.  I ran out and there she was.  A TOTAL BABE!  Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

Well, recently he has been telling us that he has around five women.  One of which he has been living with.  He said, "she meets almost all of my needs.  ALMOST!"  When he told me this I was speechless.  He said she is his sugar mama, but he still dates Cindy.  In fact, last weekend they all went to Lava Hot Springs together, his Mom and the Sugar Mama slept in the hotel, and he and Cindy in a tent.  He is proud.  I mean I guess he should be.  Most men can't pull this off.  Again, he has a few teeth.

Steve met the sugar mama.  He said she is in her 80's but very energetic.  I guess she came to pick him up and went driving around in her Cady like a teenager and they were all in the car laughing (Jeff, the Sugar Mama, and jeff's mama!).  Steve just chuckles.  I guess Steve must see a lot of crazy stuff, because to me this would be a highlight in my life.  I mean really?  Really?

So I HAD to see this sugar mama.  I never get much out of Steve other than a 80 year old woman who is energetic.  That doesn't do it for me~!  Saturday she came to our house to pick him up.

I saw her car pull up and I grabbed the camera.  I had to crawl with it to the front window and then kind of try to take pictures without her seeing me.  Pathetic I know.  But it is worth it.  When I saw her I nearly fell over, and I was ALREADY DOWN!

With out further delay, may I present, his sugar mama...

From 2011

From 2011

Oh life, it brings a smile to my face!  Jeff is the man!