So there I am today just going about my business thinking that everything is fine 'n dandy and then BAM along walks one of my kids halfway blinded by his hair looking like an orphan and I break.  He had outgrown the mullet.  His hair was long enough to braid!  OH MY!!  I run for the scissors asking everyone how they let this happen.  How did they not point this out to me?  They say they did, but I don't believe them.  WOW, is this really my kid?  I start to cut, and cut, and cut.  SO MUCH HAIR!  And then finally....

... he is back.  My cute little guy.  

Now off I go back to my business!