Tears are rolling down my face!

Just heard the best conversation between Coren and his friend.

Coren: Do you swear on your mothers grave? Cause if you lie you will have to kill your mother.

Josh: I don't want to kill my mother.

Coren: Yeah, so don't lie.

Josh: I heard on the news that a Mom and Dad killed their son!!!

Coren: How did they kill him? Oh I bet they gave him all sugar.

Josh: Yeah. Or stabbed him with a knife.

So random. So funny. And yes, I tell my child that if he only eats sugar he will die. Woops, my bad! I guess it left an impression!